Glad to see that Fay's started a Web site. Despite calling herself a blonde temp (Which, believe me, is not how I've ever thought of Fay - she's got too many fascinating aspects to her for those two things to ever really register), Fay [Sorry about the long sentence and parentheses - they are for a reason, the reason being that my head is in a blender after today] is a bloody good writer. So I'm happy.

6. Use the universal vowel sound as regularly as you can, even between words. Try to create a flowing whining noise as you speak, similar to that voice-over in the once popular children's TV show "Henry's Cat". Sentences with too many consonants can confuse the Sheppeyite into thinking he's listening to a drum beat or a scratch riff. He may then pop a pill and start raving: most inconvenient if you're trying to draw him into a discussion about the rights and wrongs of the Israel/ Palestine situation.

Stephen Byers: National Transport Secretary of Mystery

When Memepool said that Jesus liked nothing more than a righteous bud, I foolishly assumed that they meant the gnats' urine that Anheuser Busch sells as beer. Foolish me.
Now, what would Judas do?

Finally, NASA has found a conversational gambit for all those old timers from Big Iron houses who like to talk about back when Winchester disks ruled the Wild M4 Corridor and how they had to reset the heads on 12" platters by hand &c &c.

Well, now NASA needs your 8086es...